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z_trbl_mkr
February 18th, 2009, 11:45 PM
Okay guys WTF is it with you all and sending pics of your dicks to a chicks phone? I swear to god.
Is it that hard to meet a normal mature intelligent guy? This is like the third dude in a row that is like "hey, wanna go out to dinner some time?", I say sure WTF...I even tell them before the date they won't be getting anything and I am not a "booty call"...you go out once or twice (nothing sexual what so ever) and then two days if that after the dates I get... "Your hot..." or "Your tattoo is a turn on" then get a picture of their dick sent to my phone.
WTF if I wanted to see dicks I'd look them up on the internet but I'm not so keep them fucking tucked away or whatever. What part of "not a fuck buddy or piece of ass" don't they understand. I thought I spelled it out quite clear.
Grrrrrrrrr...
Okay I'm better
On a funny note hell should I be flattered by being called "hott" and a "turn on" or be pissed cause they must thing I'm a fucking hoe.... uhg
JONPKA24
February 18th, 2009, 11:50 PM
uhhhhhhhhhhhh im speechless......
but this does go along with my "man whore friends" thread.
SRTStage2
February 18th, 2009, 11:51 PM
hahahahahahahaha
hahahahaahahah
hahahahahaha
hahahahaha
hahahaha
hahaha
haha
ha
ps:YOUR HAWT :pedobear:
z_trbl_mkr
February 18th, 2009, 11:59 PM
uhhhhhhhhhhhh im speechless......
but this does go along with my "man whore friends" thread.
Yeah tell me about it...
SRTStage2 - uhhh thanks....I guess...lol
SRTStage2
February 19th, 2009, 12:01 AM
Yeah tell me about it...
SRTStage2 - uhhh thanks....I guess...lol
haha i was trying to be a jerk!!!!
but on a real note your a very attractive young lady
milanoej1
February 19th, 2009, 12:45 AM
wow thats funny...lol
slow98vw
February 19th, 2009, 02:50 AM
your drawings are a turn on, make me wanna rub one off ;)
/sarcasm
they are good though.
Chris
February 19th, 2009, 04:12 AM
haha wowz
TomTomTuning
February 19th, 2009, 07:22 AM
LOL @ This thread!
Blurred
February 19th, 2009, 08:41 AM
So, whats your cell phone number.. I have a picture I want to send to you.
z_trbl_mkr
February 19th, 2009, 09:45 AM
Lmao.... I thinkmy point has been proven...lol...j/k
intotrouble
February 19th, 2009, 09:50 AM
whats wrong with the youth of today
Boo-Rad
February 19th, 2009, 09:52 AM
Ive never sent a female a pik of my dick before, prob cause my camera doesnt zoom in enough lol I made a funy on myself!
but anyways i dont get why they would send a pik of their dick? Anyways just start saving them, make a porn site, and become RICH!!! Only real answer i have for this
z_trbl_mkr
February 19th, 2009, 10:22 AM
I've just blocked their calls...
I just don't understand it. I mean when did dating turn into something like this? Call me old school but this is not the way to go about attracting a woman.
Then again I can't really say that because most girls now days have no self preservation. Hell they go out in town to cuise in mommy or daddy's car to pick up guys in nothing but a strippers outfit.... at the freaking age of 16 or 17.
It just makes me sick... god I feel old...lol
JONPKA24
February 19th, 2009, 11:23 AM
whats right with the youth of today
fixed
JONPKA24
February 19th, 2009, 11:36 AM
I've just blocked their calls...
I just don't understand it. I mean when did dating turn into something like this? Call me old school but this is not the way to go about attracting a woman.
Then again I can't really say that because most girls now days have no self preservation. Hell they go out in town to cuise in mommy or daddy's car to pick up guys in nothing but a strippers outfit.... at the freaking age of 16 or 17.
It just makes me sick... god I feel old...lol
+1 i saw 2 chicks in a convertible and they were flirting i smile while thinking "piss off"... seriously its hard finding some one who isnt corrupt.
h0ndachiik
February 19th, 2009, 01:30 PM
lol wow, men!
Speed JUnkyz
February 19th, 2009, 04:14 PM
This is funny. Im glad though someone mentioned that men aren't only to blame. Men are just more subtle with their wishes.
First thing is where you finding these men? Where ever it is....stop lol Third time? Here is your sign
Second thing is way to stand up for yourself....if you really did block them ;) jk Like you all said its hard to find matured people anymore.
z_trbl_mkr
February 19th, 2009, 04:29 PM
First thing is where you finding these men?
Second thing is way to stand up for yourself....
LMAO in the local area...
First one came into where I work, we started talking, he asked me out said ok.
Second one I met through a friend of ours and we seemed to have alot in common so I figured sure a date can't hurt.
Third one met when I was out with friends and he asked me out figured ok.
And go figure all are from the local area... if this is what I have to choose from I'm screwed.
Speed JUnkyz
February 19th, 2009, 04:31 PM
LMAO in the local area...
First one came into where I work, we started talking, he asked me out said ok.
Second one I met through a friend of ours and we seemed to have alot in common so I figured sure a date can't hurt.
Third one met when I was out with friends and he asked me out figured ok.
And go figure all are from the local area... if this is what I have to choose from I'm screwed.
Literally HAHAHAHAHA
z_trbl_mkr
February 19th, 2009, 04:33 PM
Literally HAHAHAHAHA
smart ass
Boo-Rad
February 19th, 2009, 04:35 PM
smart ass
better than being a dumbass ;)
{pick}
Speed JUnkyz
February 19th, 2009, 04:38 PM
better than being a dumbass ;)
{pick}
hahaha wooord.....truuuuu that HAHA.....
and you have no idea Chrissy how much of a smartass I am lol.... I can sit on a bowl of ice cream and tell you what flavor it is HAHA.... My ass is smart
Boo-Rad
February 19th, 2009, 04:41 PM
hahaha wooord.....truuuuu that HAHA.....
and you have no idea Chrissy how much of a smartass I am lol.... I can sit on a bowl of ice cream and tell you what flavor it is HAHA.... My ass is smart
hahahaha
lmao
that is a pretty smart ass to be able to do that!!
z_trbl_mkr
February 19th, 2009, 04:44 PM
hahaha wooord.....truuuuu that HAHA.....
and you have no idea Chrissy how much of a smartass I am lol.... I can sit on a bowl of ice cream and tell you what flavor it is HAHA.... My ass is smart
You've been hanging around joe too much...lol
Speed JUnkyz
February 19th, 2009, 04:47 PM
You've been hanging around joe too much...lol
:D never.....he is to cool......:transformer:
z_trbl_mkr
February 19th, 2009, 04:52 PM
:D never.....he is to cool......:transformer:
lol
Rob222
February 19th, 2009, 04:54 PM
i just send pics of my face .....im the dick....lol
Boo-Rad
February 19th, 2009, 05:00 PM
i just send pics of my face .....im the dick....lol
lmao
honest man!
:grats:
Speed JUnkyz
February 19th, 2009, 05:03 PM
i just send pics of my face .....im the dick....lol
in order for this to happen you would have to be an asshole of some sort and your to much of a nice guy....
Scrapy
February 19th, 2009, 05:28 PM
what you should do is show the pic of the guys dick whom you have a mutual friend, and show that friend the pic and sit there and laugh about it. that should teach him a lesson.
Speed JUnkyz
February 19th, 2009, 06:09 PM
what you should do is show the pic of the guys dick whom you have a mutual friend, and show that friend the pic and sit there and laugh about it. that should teach him a lesson.
unless he is hung like a fucking horse lol.....then it wouldn't hurt the guys feeling very much HAHA
Chelsea
February 19th, 2009, 07:47 PM
i've never got a pic of one, thank god. and i don't have to flash tits or ass or anything to be 'sexy'. lol and i have a very low self esteem, or w/e, but i have my conceited days lol.
and i dont drive around flirting, i drive around revving my engine ;)
z_trbl_mkr
February 19th, 2009, 07:56 PM
WOW for some reason none of it surprises me .............. I think those guys u met must have "BIG" egos to have the (dare I say it) balls 2 txt u a dik pik ... LOL I'm thinking if it was a good pik it probably wasn't theirs ....LMAO
Lol... you know you might be right... well at least I now know if a guy has an ego that it's an early warning sign...lol
91240kat
February 19th, 2009, 11:40 PM
So, whats your cell phone number.. I have a picture I want to send to you.
you so beat me too it... How about your addresss , i can send you a letter.... or even better draw you a picture :firefox:
I keed..... but that really takes balls.... i have done some crazy shit and would be the first one to whip it out to show off my PA (albert ) if asked but to send pictures (wtf)
KAZPER073
February 22nd, 2009, 01:13 AM
+1 i saw 2 chicks in a convertible and they were flirting i smile while thinking "piss off"... seriously its hard finding some one who isnt corrupt.
Defintely hard finding someone who isn't corrupt!!! guys don't even like talking to me because I'm not a whore... I guess not walking around with my ass and boobs hanging out doesn't help me out either
Boo-Rad
February 23rd, 2009, 08:55 AM
Defintely hard finding someone who isn't corrupt!!! guys don't even like talking to me because I'm not a whore... I guess not walking around with my ass and boobs hanging out doesn't help me out either
x2
p.s-that doesn't help..lol
z_trbl_mkr
February 23rd, 2009, 04:38 PM
Defintely hard finding someone who isn't corrupt!!! guys don't even like talking to me because I'm not a whore... I guess not walking around with my ass and boobs hanging out doesn't help me out either
Not really sure if your trying to bash me or not... lol
As for guys talking to a girl, just because they like talking to a girl doesn't mean it's because she's a whore?
I mean come on... I have been friends with alot of guys...that doesn't mean I screw them. It's means I'd rather have a conversation about car parts rather then hair products. So sue me... how an engine works is more interesting then "omg I am so not having a hair day".
z_trbl_mkr
February 23rd, 2009, 05:37 PM
OMG u are like my twin :) I'm not a girly girl :nono2:... quite the tom boy even now ...
We are gonna get along just fine. :chug:BTW did Joe tell u that we are cousin's ?? Pretty cool !
Haha nice.... yeah it's not easy finding gals to hang with that are into cars. Even my best friend... I can only take so much "girl talk" before I need a month long break...lol. Sounds mean but I just can't do it...lol
KAZPER073
February 23rd, 2009, 06:49 PM
attempted to modify this but something happened..
KAZPER073
February 23rd, 2009, 06:51 PM
I might look like a girly girl.. but I'd rather talk about my car and the mods I have planned and what I've done to it then talk about some little petty girl crap/drama.. drives me nuts.. I have two best friends that are girls and that's because theya re like me... other then that I really can't stand girls..
KAZPER073
February 23rd, 2009, 07:07 PM
Not really sure if your trying to bash me or not... lol
As for guys talking to a girl, just because they like talking to a girl doesn't mean it's because she's a whore?
I mean come on... I have been friends with alot of guys...that doesn't mean I screw them. It's means I'd rather have a conversation about car parts rather then hair products. So sue me... how an engine works is more interesting then "omg I am so not having a hair day".
Yeah definitely wasn't directing anything toward you.. and I wasn't speaking of girls screwing guys...so don't know where that came from ... A majority of my friends are guys due to the fact I like talking about cars and modifying them.. another reason most of my friends are guys is because they actually like me for the fact most of the work done on my car I have done myself and for some reason they think that's the coolest thing ever.. A majority of my guy friends have actually come off forums because the ones I meet out and around don't know jack about cars and I can't do anything with that.. what am I supposed to talk to them about??? I asked one if they knew what a brake caliper was *ummm, no.. I just drive the car* .. hmm yeah ok.. Anyway, when I talk about whores or here's a nice word Hoes.. my definition is... if you feel as though you have to dress in little short shorts and super tight shirts with your ass and boobs hanging out to have guys look at you then there's something wrong.. definitely not bashing on anyone because they can do what they want but everyone has their own opinion.. if I had the hottest body in the world I wouldn't dress like that because I don't feel as though you have to dress a certain way to have someone look/talk to you/like you or whatever. it's ridiculous to me.. you can dress in a classy manner and still look hot. anyway, i just typed way to much.. done :)
EvoJoe
February 23rd, 2009, 08:39 PM
wow
Speed JUnkyz
February 23rd, 2009, 09:00 PM
im so lost lol.... I really am....I hate being a blonde...(no pun intended)
KAZPER073
February 23rd, 2009, 09:01 PM
lol :P I became lost when I make a comment that's meant to be kind of a joke then it kind of gets blown out of proportion but that's ok.. hopefully people on here don't get offended easy.. I'm sorry if me blasting my opinion offended anyone.. I have a hard time containing it sometime lol ... didn't mean it!
z_trbl_mkr
February 23rd, 2009, 10:53 PM
I'm confused :confused:
Speed JUnkyz
February 23rd, 2009, 11:17 PM
I'm confused :confused:
LMAO lol get in Line damn it lol
91240kat
February 25th, 2009, 02:12 AM
lol :P I became lost when I make a comment that's meant to be kind of a joke then it kind of gets blown out of proportion but that's ok.. hopefully people on here don't get offended easy.. I'm sorry if me blasting my opinion offended anyone.. I have a hard time containing it sometime lol ... didn't mean it!
were not going to blast you for having an opinion, but at the same time BLAST US for having an opinion that differs from yours :crying:
Lil Red '03
July 6th, 2009, 02:25 PM
apologies for bumping an old thread, but this one got me thinking. I finally figured out why guys do this.... we're like peacocks. However instead of showing off our tails - we show off our weiners. we're declaring out masculinity and fertility. it's a statement of "here i am. look at my mighty man-hood and gaze upon its beauty !!!" we want you to be so impressed by our size, that you'll say "wow - now that's a REAL man". it's nothing personal or pornographic ( well, ok maybe a little ) but its just a way of a guy saying " look at me and see how firtile i am"
It all boils down to basic sexuality and mating rituals that have taken place since the dawn of time.
z_trbl_mkr
July 6th, 2009, 05:35 PM
apologies for bumping an old thread, but this one got me thinking. I finally figured out why guys do this.... we're like peacocks. However instead of showing off our tails - we show off our weiners. we're declaring out masculinity and fertility. it's a statement of "here i am. look at my mighty man-hood and gaze upon its beauty !!!" we want you to be so impressed by our size, that you'll say "wow - now that's a REAL man". it's nothing personal or pornographic ( well, ok maybe a little ) but its just a way of a guy saying " look at me and see how firtile i am"
It all boils down to basic sexuality and mating rituals that have taken place since the dawn of time.
the sad thing is.... this actually makes some sense...
awdjunkies
November 9th, 2009, 01:47 PM
apologies for bumping an old thread, but this one got me thinking. I finally figured out why guys do this.... we're like peacocks. However instead of showing off our tails - we show off our weiners. we're declaring out masculinity and fertility. it's a statement of "here i am. look at my mighty man-hood and gaze upon its beauty !!!" we want you to be so impressed by our size, that you'll say "wow - now that's a REAL man". it's nothing personal or pornographic ( well, ok maybe a little ) but its just a way of a guy saying " look at me and see how firtile i am"
It all boils down to basic sexuality and mating rituals that have taken place since the dawn of time.
Hit it right on the head(No pun intended)
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